Never Enough Japanese Weirdness Department

I must say, I like the Japanese. They revel in their weirdness. Take this music video, courtesy of my clenchmate Rev. Exile, which isn't weird because of the ironically crossdressed singer or because of the variety of his backup singers/dancers. It's the inexplicable appearance of James Brown, sassing the crew and failing to dance well with the rest of the crowd. Let me repeat: James Brown. Failing to dance well. This--this is a sign of the EndTimes.

The clip inspired me to search Google Video for Japanese videoclips. For instance:

• With my allergies, I can relate to this one.


• Circle jerk? Circle shave? Shaving jerk? Wha...?!? Double points for the shaving cream bukkake.


• Ah-nold tries to sell an energy drink called "Bwain" and acts worse than he did in Scavenger Hunt.

What a way to spend a Sunday....