Someone recently asked why all my entries start with "Never Enough" and end with "Department." The first part refers obliquely to the SubGenius teaching, "Too much is always better than not enough." (Of course, they usually forget to mention the other half of that teaching: "But it's almost as bad.") The second part is an homage to MAD Magazine's use of "departments" that usually change from issue to issue. And now you know where I get my warped sense of humor.