Thursday, August 03, 2006

Never Enough Renamed Food Department

No more Freedom Fries--it's back to french fries (named after the way you cut them, NOT after the country) and french toast (because "pain perdu" sounds more like torture, EVEN IF YOU KNOW FRENCH. "Lost bread"--how Gallic can you get?!?)

So now I gotta dump all those damn Freedom Ticklers I was selling to College Republicans. Maybe someone can rename them something--I don't know what, offhand.


footyfoot said...

I dunno- tell 'em the things are some cooking gadget as featured on a recent episode of Emeril, and that the girlfriend will love it.

Bitch | Lab said...

heh. i love the lost bread comment.