The Final SubGenius Devivals of Seattle (1998-2000) were legendary, yet far from a myth. And legends, like zombies and bad fashion choices, sometimes refuse to die.
Seattle SubGenius Union of Clenches and Crackpots (SSUCC) is proud to announce:
THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY
FINAL SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL
... Now with 50% EXTRA DEPRAVITY!!!
Spring 2008--Seattle, WA--Details To Be Announced
THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY
FINAL SUBGENIUS DEVIVAL
... Now with 50% EXTRA DEPRAVITY!!!
Spring 2008--Seattle, WA--Details To Be Announced
Despite an abject failure to be Ruptured on July 5 for ten years running, The Church of the SubGenius remains headstrong in their belief in even the most intentionally absurd dogmas. Seattle once again must repent for its nouveau po-mo boho-a-gogo MO-FOs, and we have been licensed by the very Stark Fist of Removal to make this city beg for Slack.
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ARE YOU READY AND WILLING?
-- OR RED-EYED AND WAILING!?
... It's YOURS to decide!
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ARE YOU READY AND WILLING?
-- OR RED-EYED AND WAILING!?
... It's YOURS to decide!
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