Never Enough Old Devival Footage Department

For those who wonder about devivals, here's a few illustrative examples from my first.

We're doing a 10th Anniversary devival in 2008. It can only get weirder from here.

Never Enough Spermatogenocidal Gameteoroids Department

There's many reasons why I like GrrlScientist's blog, but here's my reason for today. Praise "Bob", those peen worms hit you right in the scronad every time!

(Sorry, Grrl, but that word is "scronad," not "scronat"--ask Stang sometime. The key is to be found in word-splicing, see, and I'm sure you can guess which two words were spliced here....)

Never Enough Bloody Marketing Department

...Meanwhile, over on GrrlScientist's blog, the subject is raised: Do marketing people think women are such stupid ninnies that they need inviting pink packaging and nonsensical advice along with their feminine hygiene products?

I paraphrase, of course. GrrlScientist is quite eloquent, and quite annoyed.

Anne Waldman once read a review that claimed women poets essentially wrote about their periods. So, she decided to write a poem about periods (MP3 LINK) for a change. Damn, but ain't it the truth though.

(As a complete aside, do check out her Feminifesto. Powerful stuff!)

Never Enough Extra RAM Department

For my birthday this year, I asked my friends for new RAM, so that my crawling 256Mb machine might be a bit more responsive. It came today, and now I'm running at 768Mb--3/4s of a gigabyte--and using Firefox with iTunes. That may not sound like much, except previously the combination would bring my machine to a crawl. Now it's flying. Have I mentioned that I like my friends a lot? Or that RAM is cheap and easy to install?