Never Enough Economic Suck-Assery Department

Well, it had to happen, didn't it? I am again amongst the unemployed. It won't be fun, but this time I am making an extra effort to stay positive, focused, active, and generally kicking ass.

No, really. The yard is starting to look good again. I even got all the rotting, wet leaf gunk off the walkway. And that stuff was some dag-nasty evil stuff. But it'll make excellent mulch.

And then I shall plot against the evil English Ivy, and thwart their every plan. NYES!!! The ivy shall falter and perish, and only the righteous trees and lawn shall remain, and some of that cool looking native ivy too. And stuff.

Donations, of course, are always accepted. The War On Ivy probably won't be cheap.

Never Enough Obvious Predictions Department

The reason why Dubya has been showing up in his ads to personally endorse the message is quite simple: Later on, they can run some REALLY questionable material without Dubya's face, and make sure it doesn't easily trace back to them. But, as typical for this administration, they'll screw that up as well and it'll just join the mountain of embarrasments that has come out of the presidency. That wouldn't be so bad, given averages, if Dubya didn't make so goddamned many. And this, friends, is why it really doesn't hurt to have a president who is willing to challenge their own beliefs now and then.

No, really.